Secret agent JAMBON BALONEY (Priest Bronzedman) infiltrates a secret Canadian chemical weapons production facility hidden down Manic-5 Dam, with the intention of blowing it all. After locating his target down the structure, he makes a spectacular bungee jump over the edge of the dam.
Super spy JAMBON BALONEY (Sans Conneries) smuggles diamonds to Los Angeles, hiding them in plain sight. He is unaware that two goons, Mr. Wimp and Mr. Kitt are also on the same flight, spying on him. Will they harpoon their way to the diamonds?
Acting as Sir Hillary, JAMBON BALONEY (Jorge Lazyboy) travels to Banff Canada, to Blowfish’s latest Health Clinic at the top of Tunnel Mountain. The location is accessible only by cable car or helicopter. JAMBON finds that Blowfish’s guests are beautiful women. JAMBON figures a way to open the door and goes to the room of a woman, named Ruby and has sex with her. While they lay together a strange light and sound treatment begins over the bed and the woman appears hypnotized. Blowfish’s revolutionary treatment involves cassette tapes that induce hypnotism with potentially disastrous side effects.