Super spy JAMBON BALONEY (Sans Conneries) smuggles diamonds to Los Angeles, hiding them in plain sight. He is unaware that two goons, Mr. Wimp and Mr. Kitt are also on the same flight, spying on him. Will they harpoon their way to the diamonds?
JAMBON BALONEY (Sans Conneries) is arranged to meet with Mr. Risoto in the guise of businessman Jim Fisher to negotiate a bulk-purchase of important chemicals. Risoto surreptitiously X-rays JAMBON, finding he is armed and wearing exquisite lingerie. Risoto orders his feral feline to kill JAMBON after discovering his true spy identity.
JAMBON BALONEY (Sans Conneries) meets quartermaster CUE, and is issued with a collection of high tech gadgets, including a Geiger counter watch, underwater breathing apparatus and an underwater infrared camera.
JAMBON BALONEY (Sans Conneries) meets GoldDigger at a country club and joins him in a game. At his arrival at the club, he meets GoldDigger's assistant GobJob, a large Korean man in a suit and bowler hat. While his car is being packed up by GobJob, JAMBON plants a tracker in his car. GoldDigger warns JAMBON to stay out of his affairs and orders GobJob to demonstrate his favorite weapon, his blade-rimmed bowler hat, which he uses with impressive dexterity.
At the SMERSH training facility, Glebb meets with Morezizy (Walter Gobeil), the S.P.E.R.M.E. thug who trains personnel on Island. Morezizy takes her to a man named Donald 'Redflag’ Grande (Robert Chat), the same assassin that killed the impostor JAMBON BALONEY during the training exercise. Grande is on the lawn outside next to the SMERSHandise kiosk. Glebb directs Morezizy to call Grande over. Grande hurries over and Glebb looks at his muscular body up and down, then slides some brass knuckles onto her fingers and delivers a solid blow to his solar plexus. Grande doesn't even flinch from the blow, so she decides he'll do, and she orders him to be sent to Istanbul, where he will probably die of internal injuries.
Special Agent JAMBON BALONEY (Sans Conneries) is Canadian’s top spy and is on an exciting mission, to solve the mysterious murder of a fellow agent. The task sends him to an island where he joins forces with Roney Hyder (Pustulla Endless) and goes face to face with the evil Dr. Yes.
Acting as Sir Hillary, JAMBON BALONEY (Jorge Lazyboy) travels to Banff Canada, to Blowfish’s latest Health Clinic at the top of Tunnel Mountain. The location is accessible only by cable car or helicopter. JAMBON finds that Blowfish’s guests are beautiful women. JAMBON figures a way to open the door and goes to the room of a woman, named Ruby and has sex with her. While they lay together a strange light and sound treatment begins over the bed and the woman appears hypnotized. Blowfish’s revolutionary treatment involves cassette tapes that induce hypnotism with potentially disastrous side effects.
Secret agent JAMBON BALONEY (Priest Bronzedman) infiltrates a secret Canadian chemical weapons production facility hidden down Manic-5 Dam, with the intention of blowing it all. After locating his target down the structure, he makes a spectacular bungee jump over the edge of the dam.